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NetGalley Review of Love, The Duke

Posted on March 25, 2025April 1, 2025 by caritagardiner

title: Love, The Duke author: Amelia Grey publisher: St. Martin’s Paperback publication date: April 1, 2025 pages: 320 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: horrible father (described later), dead brother, theft summary: Ophelia’s brother’s vicarage’s priceless chalice was stolen, and now that Ophelia’s brother has died, she wants to find the chalice to save his…

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325. Why More Beatles, Less Frozen

Posted on March 19, 2025March 18, 2025 by caritagardiner

On one of the above episodes of “The Happiness Lab with Dr. Laurie Santos,” I don’t remember which one, I heard a line that stuck with me: We need more Beatles and less Frozen, more “let it be” (and PS, I had no idea Billy Preston played the organ for this song. Were you aware?…

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324. Why I’ll Never Buy Anything Else from Instagram

Posted on March 12, 2025March 6, 2025 by caritagardiner

Doesn’t the photo above look like a screenshot of a shipped item from a real vendor? Turns out, it’s fake! I was getting tons of ads on Instagram for Velanico’s products for curly hair. Apparently, everyone with curls should be sleeping in a bonnet and using satin ponytail holders. After seeing the videos several times,…

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NetGalley Review of the Story She Left Behind

Posted on March 11, 2025April 18, 2025 by caritagardiner

title: The Story She Left Behind author: Patti Callahan Henry publisher: Atria Books publication date: March 18, 2025 pages: 352 peppers: 2 (on this scale) warnings: death of a father (off-page), missing mother, talk of death by smog, asthma attack, talk of bullying, theft summary: When Clara was eight years old, twenty-five years ago, her…

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Net Galley Review of Nine Month Contract

Posted on March 10, 2025March 1, 2025 by caritagardiner

title: Nine Month Contract author: Amy Daws publisher: Canary Street Press publication date: March 18, 2025 pages: 416 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: bad parenting (in the past) summary: Trista has just been turned down as a potential surrogate at an agency because she hasn’t ever had a baby and weighs too much. When…

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323. Why Adults are Like Babies

Posted on March 5, 2025October 6, 2024 by caritagardiner

I took the photo above when a family of three deer ran by our campus house. The fawn’s spots give it away as a baby even to the untrained eye. Okay, you caught me; the photo really doesn’t have anything to do with the topic of my post except that I’ve been thinking about babies’…

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NetGalley Review of My Big Fat Fake Marriage

Posted on March 4, 2025November 20, 2024 by caritagardiner

title: My Big Fat Fake Marriage author: Charlotte Stein publisher: St. Martin’s Griffin publication date: March 11, 2025 pages: 304 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: none summary: Connie/Hazel has had extraordinarily bad luck with dating, so much so that she doesn’t trust any nice men she meets, including her new neighbor Beck. He’s not just nice,…

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NetGalley Review of Dream Count

Posted on February 27, 2025February 26, 2025 by caritagardiner

title: Dream Count author: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie publisher: Knopf publication date: March 4, 2025 pages: 416 peppers: 1 (on this scale) warnings: none summary: The book follows four women in their quests to find love, have families, and figure out what makes them happy. tropes: Since this book isn’t a romance, it isn’t trope-heavy. what…

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322. Why Cheaters Lose

Posted on February 26, 2025February 27, 2025 by caritagardiner

There was a morning in the fall when I woke up not in the mood to go for a jog, but I went anyway…and saw the view above and the one below. The real reward from the run wasn’t the sunrise or the rainbow, but the way I felt for having completed the run. At…

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NetGalley Review of Promise Me Sunshine

Posted on February 25, 2025February 24, 2025 by caritagardiner

title: Promise Me Sunshine author: Cara Bastone publisher: Dial Press Trade Paperback publication date: March 4, 2025 pages: 416 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: lots of talk of death and grieving summary: Lenny (Helen) is barely getting through since her best friend Lou died six months ago. She can’t sleep, eat, or focus, except on the…

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I serve as a class dean and teach English to high schoolers at a boarding school in Connecticut. I’ve earned a Bachelor of Arts (Amherst College), an Education Master in Learning and Teaching (Harvard University Graduate School of Education), a Master of Arts in English (Bread Loaf School of English), and most recently a Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing with a certificate in the online teaching of writing (Southern New Hampshire University).

As a writer, I hope to capture the complexity and joy of life in the New England boarding school world. On this site, I share what I know about trying to write fiction while deaning, teaching English, coaching, and doing the other tasks associated with helping to raise over six hundred other people’s children.

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Read my recent “Why” Wednesday Blog Posts

  • NetGalley Review of Villa Coco
  • 388. Why Not “Could Potentially”
  • NetGalley Review of You Won’t Forget Me
  • NetGalley Review of The Valencia Expat Club
  • 387. Why Give Speeches
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