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407. Why Sparkly Shoes

Posted on October 14, 2026October 7, 2026 by caritagardiner

[I wrote the following essay with my ninth graders during a month-long writing workshop, following exactly the same prompts and time limits I gave them.] One day, when my daughters, now grown and flown women, were eight and eleven years old, I took them shopping at Justice. (I’m already going to put this story on…

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NetGalley Review of Queen of Lombard Street

Posted on October 13, 2026May 27, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: Queen of Lombard Street author: Lisa Kleypas publisher: Avon publication date: October 20, 2026 pages: 448 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: mysogyny near/threats of violence death summary: Despite society’s cruel treatment of bastard children, Reina Martin finds ways to succeed where others have failed. Guided by her invaluable mentor,…

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406. Why My Presence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2026October 6, 2026 by caritagardiner

If you’ve been reading the blog for more than a month, you’re probably thinking, “Good grief! This woman recently wrote a post called ‘Why My Presence Shouldn’t Matter(opens in new tab)’ and now she’s writing the exact opposite.” And you’re right. On the other hand, as Gretchen Rubin(opens in new tab) says, the opposite of…

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NetGalley Review of The Gilded Rose

Posted on October 6, 2026August 13, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: The Gilded Rose author: Joanna Shupe publisher: Avon publication date: October 13, 2026 pages: 368 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: marital rape and brutality violence summary: Rare book expert Caroline thinks she’s lucky to marry Orson, who is stunning and woos her well…until she’s actually married to him and…

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405. Why Stars

Posted on September 30, 2026September 28, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) When I was in my pimple years, most people had several reactions to noticing a blemish. We might pop it. Though we knew that opening the skin was a sure-fire way to look worse the next day, the satisfaction of watching the gunk exit our faces was irresistible. We might brush…

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NetGalley Review of It’s Only Dancing

Posted on September 29, 2026July 15, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: It’s Only Dancing author: Jasmine Guillory publisher: Scholastic Press publication date: October 6, 2026 pages: 320 peppers: 1 (on this scale) warnings: body-image meanness mean boy behavior summary: Kat’s parents decide that what the family needs is a month at Camp Ochoa, a family camp in Southern California. It’s absolutely…

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NetGalley Review of Trust Fall

Posted on September 28, 2026September 7, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: Trust Fall author: Lynn Painter publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers publication date: September 29, 2026 pages: 416 peppers: 1 (on this scale) warnings: bullying summary: When Julia’s family in Nebraska inherits a mansion in NYC and millions of dollars, they’re somewhat surprised by the stipulation that they…

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NetGalley Review of Hooking Nash

Posted on September 26, 2026September 23, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: Hooking Nash author: Annica Dahl publisher: W by Wattpad Books publication date: September 22, 2026 pages: 320 peppers: 3 (on this scale) warnings: miscarriage, alcohol, vomit summary: Kennady has just moved to NYC for a new job in advertising. Her childhood best friend and lifelong crush Nash plays for NYC’s…

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NetGalley Review of The Pools

Posted on September 25, 2026May 19, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: The Pools author: e. lockhart publisher: Delacorte Press publication date: October 6, 2026 pages: 384 peppers: 2 (on this scale) warnings: unwilling transmogrify animal murder violence self-harm/suicidal ideation (both past) summary: Lexie and Chester both have troubling pasts, but when they meet each other, everything feels right. Unfortunately, the natural…

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NetGalley Review of The Twelve Loves of Christmas

Posted on September 24, 2026April 18, 2026 by caritagardiner

(opens in new tab) title: The Twelve Loves of Christmas author: multiple publisher: Atria Books publication date: September 29, 2026 pages: 384 peppers: 1-3 (on this scale) warnings: none summary: These twelve short stories cover lots of ground over the twelve days from just before Christmas to just after New Year’s. tropes: enemies to lovers…

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I serve as a class dean and teach English to high schoolers at a boarding school in Connecticut. I’ve earned a Bachelor of Arts (Amherst College), an Education Master in Learning and Teaching (Harvard University Graduate School of Education), a Master of Arts in English (Bread Loaf School of English), and most recently a Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing with a certificate in the online teaching of writing (Southern New Hampshire University).

As a writer, I hope to capture the complexity and joy of life in the New England boarding school world. On this site, I share what I know about trying to write fiction while deaning, teaching English, coaching, and doing the other tasks associated with helping to raise over six hundred other people’s children.

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Read my recent “Why” Wednesday Blog Posts

  • 407. Why Sparkly Shoes
  • NetGalley Review of Queen of Lombard Street
  • 406. Why My Presence Matters
  • NetGalley Review of The Gilded Rose
  • 405. Why Stars
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