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NetGalley Review of If Books Could Kill

Posted on July 16, 2026June 2, 2026 by caritagardiner
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title: If Books Could Kill

author: Kate Eberle

publisher: Penguin

publication date: July 21, 2026

pages: 368

peppers: 2 (on this scale)

warnings:

  • death/murder
  • violence
  • explosions
  • vomit

summary: When Roxie off-handedly wishes to be the protagonist of the next novel by her favorite romance author who hasn't published a book in years, she doesn't yet know that the author is straying from romance to murder mystery. When the wish comes true, Roxie and Grant, the man she accidentally carjacks, have to solve the murders to escape the book before they die for real.

tropes:

  • wish-granting street performer
  • unlikely pair has to work together
  • fiction coming to life
  • only one bed
  • wealthy, quirky detective
  • double crossing

what I liked:

  • humor -- some lines had me laughing aloud
  • Grant, the English teacher/nerd
  • Roxie's self-defence work

what I didn’t like:

  • the book felt a little too long

overall rating: 4 (of 5 stars)

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