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NetGalley Review of Never Planned on You

Posted on February 11, 2025October 5, 2024 by caritagardiner
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title: Never Planned on You

author: Lindsay Hameroff

publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

publication date: February 18, 2025

pages: 320

peppers: 3 (on this scale)

warnings: vomit, tattoos, drinking, hospital scare

summary: During her semester abroad, Ali and Graham meet, tie in a bet, and get matching, worlds-worst tattoos. When they run into each other ten years later, Graham is engaged to be married and Ali is hired as his wedding planner.

tropes:

  • drunken, one-night hookup
  • fated mates
  • grand gesture
  • Jewish family, Jewish mothers
  • perfect older sister
  • supportive besties
  • in love with the wedding planner
  • save the family business

what I liked:

  • fun characters
  • good family scenes
  • funny dialogue

what I didn’t like:

  • sneaking around
  • betraying a friend

overall rating: 4 (of 5 stars)

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